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Sun Pick Up Lines
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Garden Quotes
Gardening is a matter of your enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it
— Author Unknown
"What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it."
- Charles Dudley Warner
The Naughty Baby
The Naughty Baby A woman is riding the bus while trying to breastfeed her baby. The baby, however, isn't interested. After several tries, the mother is quite angry. "Drink the milk or I'll give it all to the man sitting at the back!" she says. The baby is still playing around. A few minutes later she tries again, "drink the milk or I'll really give it all to the man at the back, and you'll go hungry!" The baby continues rejecting her. She tries again, very angry this time, "I'm definitely going to give it all to the man at the back if you don't behave!" This goes on a few more times. Suddenly she hears a voice from the back of the bus - "Lady will you please make up your mind? I was supposed to get off 5 stops ago."
Yard Puns
A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarian's desk and says, "Buk," so she gives him a book. A couple of minutes later, the chicken returns. "Buk," he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on.
Finally, it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk," says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit," replies the frog...
Christian Pick Up Lines
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Classic Pick Up Lines
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Movie Pick Up Lines
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Space Pick Up Lines
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Dirty Shopping Pick Up Lines
What it doesn't say on the back of that can of whipped cream is that it tastes really good on my skin.
Food Quotes
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.”
― Unknown
Spotify Pick Up Lines
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
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