What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.