How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.