I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.