I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What’s a shark favorite substance?
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
How did the shark plead in its murder trial?
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think it’s the sea.
How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.