When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
I like you, you croc my world.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.