What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.