What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.