What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.