What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.