I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Your treat or mine?
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?