What's up doc? We glad you hopped by for a dose of our funny bunny puns! As our most famous rabbit used to say:

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.