Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.