Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.