I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.