What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Variety is the ice of life.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
The weather outside is snow joke.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.