What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.