Stay true to your shelf.
My weekend is fully booked.
Books are my kind of texts.
Leave poetry to the prose.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Feeling my shelf.
I read dead people.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Where my prose at?
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Reading is a novel idea.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Talk literary to me.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Bookworms take shelfies.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
I have no shelf control.
Better read than dead.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Treat yo shelves.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Readers do it by the book.