I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Dublin over in laughter.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
I love when you coddle me.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
You’re my lucky charm.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!