How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Pizza: the only time topp-less isn't fun
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby