After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.