“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
I’m feelin’ pine.
I love you meow and forever.
Time to spruce things up.
Sip, sip, horray!
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Don’t be elfish.
I told you snow.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Hold on for deer life.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Snow on and snow forth.
"That's all, yolks."
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Gold riddance.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Can’t pinch this.
Life is brew-tiful!
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
I followed my heart to you.
Up to snow good.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Burst into cheers!
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Let’s take an elfie.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Snow thank you.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Deja brew all over again.
How rude-olf of you.
Wear green, or leaf.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
You’re my pot of gold.