What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!