Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!