I love you deerly.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
"I'm nuts about you."
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
when I’m with you.
You're my purr-son.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
We bee-long together.
I have bean
thinking about you.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
You’re my #1 pick.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
I have bean thinking about you.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
You met all of my koala-fications
"Yoda one for me."
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
I love you berry much.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Your love will always be up to par.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.