What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record