That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
Why did the dog go to university? To get a pe-digree.
Why did the police dog get promoted?
Because he was the scenter of so many drug arrests.
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
The hotel said NO DOGS ALLOWED.
I guess it was a little too paw-sh.
I recently got two German Shepherds. Because
I wanted some paw-dy guards.
My dog never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.
My dog loves designer hand-bags.
So I got him a Poochi.
What do you call a dog from the Wild West?
What do you call a dog who can fight?
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
What dog does Dracula own?
What do you call someone who always takes pictures of their dog?
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
Because he couldn’t stop saying “ruff ruff”.
As long as your dog sticks by your side.
Anything is paw-sible.
No need to terrier-self up about it.
What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast?
My dog needed date ideas.
I told him to whine and dine her.
My dog loves poetry.
Especially William Shakes-paw.
My dog has expensive taste in shoes.
So I got her some Jimmy Chews.
My dog went on his first date.
But she was a mal-TEASE.
What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
My dog hates the rain.
He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he couldn’t parallel bark.
My dog is very poor.
He can’t afford a “woof” over his head.
I asked my dog why he was having a bad day.
But all he said was “ruff”.