Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.