How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.