Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.