Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
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