This is where you find the clean funny jokes kids of all ages can enjoy.

Short Jokes for Kids

Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.
'I've lost five cents,' sobbed Johnny.
'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly.'
Here's five more for you,' At this Johnny howled louder than ever.
'Now what is it ?' asked his dad.
'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!'
Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?"
Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me..."
Did you hear the score in the game between the ocean and the beach? It’s tide.
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
How does a suit put his child into bed?

He tux him in.
What is large and rocky at the bottom, small and snowy at the top and has ears?
Give up? A mountain.

Yeah but what about the ears?

You never heard of mountaineers?
A bunch of vampire hunters needed to talk
So they scheduled a stakeholders meeting.
What did the father say whilst teaching his kid to tie his shoelaces?
Knot bad
What’s a good name for a detective?
Mr. E
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I'm a cashew!
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."
"Yea but that would make no sense." replied the dog.
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships
What four letters will frighten a burglar? O I C U Where does bad light go? To prism!
What is a tree's favorite drink? Root beer!
What's the difference between a cat and a frog? A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
How does a suit put his child into bed? He tux him in
Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls? A. It was a Barbie-
Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party? A party pooper.
What do you call a book that's about the brain? A mind reader.
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies? a garbage truck.
Why did the computer break up with the internet? There was no "Connection".
Why did the insomniac man get arrested? He resisted a rest
What did a sign say outside the pet shop? Buy 1 dog get 1 flea!
Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school? She had a make-up exam!
Why did the two 4's skip lunch? They already 8 (ate).
What kind of bird sticks to sweaters? a Vel-Crow.