What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.