The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Metaphors be with you.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Do you comma here often?
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Writers have great climaxes.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.