What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Don't worry, bee happy!
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.