How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
We’re calling your number.
The calm before the score
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
All punts are highly intended
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.