What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
14. Sir Duckington
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
24. Quackie Chan
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
What did the duck eat for snack?
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
What do ducks watch on TV?
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?