Nobody showed up to my 16th birthday party,
I congratulated him on his win against Polyphemus and we started the party.
You feta have a gouda birthday.
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish them.
What is every horses birthday wish?
A stable economy.
Behind every great parent is a great kid. Happy birthday!
You did a grape job raisin me. Happy birthday!
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
This whole birthday thing is getting old, don’t you think?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
AYE, MATEY!
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!
I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.
People keep getting me clocks for my birthday.
Time and time again.