I went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs. The woman behind the counter asked me, "How would you like your eggs cooked." I said, "Does it affect the price?" "No, not at all." she replied. I said, "In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.