You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I've only got three months to live.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a model?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
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