Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I've only got three months to live.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Someone said you were looking for me.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?