Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Someone said you were looking for me.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
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