Someone said you were looking for me.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I've only got three months to live.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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