I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I've only got three months to live.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are you a model?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I want you more than I want world peace.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?