Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
When God made you, he was just showing off.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Are you a model?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I've only got three months to live.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
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