"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
I've only got three months to live.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Don't you work at Hooters? I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.
Someone said you were looking for me.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I want you more than I want world peace.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
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