Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
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