I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Someone said you were looking for me.
I've only got three months to live.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
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