I want you more than I want world peace.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
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