Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Are you a model?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
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