Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I've only got three months to live.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Are you a model?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
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