Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I've only got three months to live.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you a model?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
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