I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I want you more than I want world peace.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I've only got three months to live.
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