Birthday party

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Nobody showed up to my 16th birthday party,
I congratulated him on his win against Polyphemus and we started the party.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Remember the one about people queuing up for drinks at Old Faithful's birthday party?
You're not missing much; the punch line blows.
Why didn't Pluto organize his birthday party?
He couldn't planet.
How does NASA organize a birthday party? They planet.
Why didn’t Earth get a birthday party? Because no one was interested to planet.
Nobody showed up to my 16th birthday party,
I congratulated him on his win against Polyphemus and we started the party.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Remember the one about people queuing up for drinks at Old Faithful's birthday party?
You're not missing much; the punch line blows.
When I was ten my Mom told me to take my brother to a movie so she could set up for his surprise birthday party.
That's when I realized that he was her favorite twin.
A twin complains to his mother, “ You said you didn’t have a favourite between me and Brian.”

We don’t darling,” replies his mother. “What would make you say such a thing?”

“Then why am I blowing up balloons for his surprise birthday party.”
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.