I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!