What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.