What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.