What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.