A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.