What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.