Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!