What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
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