I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!